Saturday, January 30, 2010

Job Posting - Mother


Wanted: Micro-manager who thrives on detail-oriented instructing of all team members, position often requires cleaning of biohazard and human waste products, meal preparation, laundry, accounting, payroll, requisition of supplies, conflict resolution, ground maintenance, correspondence and countless other skills discussed at interview. Living on-site required. Ability to yell not required but very effective. Full-time, five kids a week. Salary: to be determined in Eternities, undervalued on Earth.


Picture found at http://www.bettermondays.com/?p=11

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